What the hell is this? What are you doing, man?
Well, I’m trying to learn Mandarin and listen to Beethoven at the same time.
holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now
but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck
Why am I awake who summoned me
Maybe that means your soul mate is thinking about you
My soul mate needs to go the fuck to sleep
I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
The cool thing about kittens is that you can just put them in your pocket to keep them snug and warm.