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mephisto073:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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that duck looks really clean

meta18:

aphdenmark:

when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off

jojje94:

this is what i imagine sports is

jojje94:

this is what i imagine sports is

thedeadhand:

I got a papercut from a manga.

You could say I got a

weabooboo

goat-kun:

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i’m going to add this to my ~list of things that aren’t funny at all but still make me laugh~

tvvink:

pro’s of dating me

  • i love being cuddled
  • i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
  • i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison

anusking:

do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day 

badafro:

utility:

what

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badafro:

utility:

what

whãt