one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
As an art history tutor, I get the question “but why did he start doing cubism if he could paint perfectly?”
Because once you paint perfectly, what is there? There are shapes, there is color, there is line; once you paint perfectly, it’s up to you to do what you want with those forms.
He’s never gonna live it down
A bit late, but happy birthday you doof.
i actually googled fry me to the moon
this is the greatest blooper
↳day 6: favorite speech/quote given to or by one of the study group members
tell me im cute then fuck me
I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”
here’s the thing:
- respect sex workers, but
- do not defend the porn industry